Monday, August 2, 2010

Screw your Holiday



Not working today? Screw you. Here are — in honor of all of us forced to toil on High Holy Simcoe Day — some exciting outfield tips from three bad defensive outfielders and patron saint Rocco Baldelli. It's old but deliciousness lasts forever.

For what it is worth:
  • Matt Kemp: -17 DRS +/- this year, -9 UZR/150 for his career in center field.
  • Andre Ethier: -10 DRS +/- this year, -12 UZR/150 for his career in right field.
  • Jason Bay: -1 DRS +/- this year, -8 UZR/150 for his career in left field.
  • Rocco Baldelli: +4 hearts filled this year, +30 swoons/150 for his career.
Enjoy your day off, ingrates.

Video courtesy of Seamus Baseball

1 comment:

  1. You spend all your holiday Mondays looking for Baldelli videos, don't you? Plus Can Con who doesn't have to play for Boston anymore. I like how Eithier randomly starts referring to "we" and "our", as though there are sometimes more than one of him out there in right.

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