Not working today? Screw you. Here are — in honor of all of us forced to toil on High Holy Simcoe Day — some exciting outfield tips from three bad defensive outfielders and patron saint Rocco Baldelli. It's old but deliciousness lasts forever.
For what it is worth:
- Matt Kemp: -17 DRS +/- this year, -9 UZR/150 for his career in center field.
- Andre Ethier: -10 DRS +/- this year, -12 UZR/150 for his career in right field.
- Jason Bay: -1 DRS +/- this year, -8 UZR/150 for his career in left field.
- Rocco Baldelli: +4 hearts filled this year, +30 swoons/150 for his career.
Video courtesy of Seamus Baseball
You spend all your holiday Mondays looking for Baldelli videos, don't you? Plus Can Con who doesn't have to play for Boston anymore. I like how Eithier randomly starts referring to "we" and "our", as though there are sometimes more than one of him out there in right.
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