Not working today? Screw you. Here are — in honor of all of us forced to toil on High Holy Simcoe Day — some exciting outfield tips from three bad defensive outfielders and patron saint Rocco Baldelli. It's old but deliciousness lasts forever.
For what it is worth:
- Matt Kemp: -17 DRS +/- this year, -9 UZR/150 for his career in center field.
- Andre Ethier: -10 DRS +/- this year, -12 UZR/150 for his career in right field.
- Jason Bay: -1 DRS +/- this year, -8 UZR/150 for his career in left field.
- Rocco Baldelli: +4 hearts filled this year, +30 swoons/150 for his career.
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