I don't care who you are, what team you play for, where you're at in the standings or whether or not you're playing hurt. When you hit a routine ground ball and are likely to be thrown out at first, don't fucking dog it down the line like a lazy idiot. The average salary in the MLB has recently crept over the 3.1 million dollar mark, and the least some of you fucking clowns can do is show some god damn hustle rather than sauntering down to first like a fat bitch. Nothing makes me angrier.
Vernon Wells just hit a two run bomb off the geriatric Yankee hurler...awesome.
