Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Doggin it

I don't care who you are, what team you play for, where you're at in the standings or whether or not you're playing hurt. When you hit a routine ground ball and are likely to be thrown out at first, don't fucking dog it down the line like a lazy idiot. The average salary in the MLB has recently crept over the 3.1 million dollar mark, and the least some of you fucking clowns can do is show some god damn hustle rather than sauntering down to first like a fat bitch. Nothing makes me angrier.

Vernon Wells just hit a two run bomb off the geriatric Yankee hurler...awesome.


  1. David Eckstein ran like a little freak when he hit a dribbler to the pitcher. Who cares? It's still a dribbler to the pitcher.

  2. Shannon Stewart may as well have walked on the ball he hit to second. Lame.

  3. Buckskin's in! I wanna see him and Scooter pull off a double steal (in a situation that matters).

  4. Buck Coats will steal Toronto's heart if he's up long enough.


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