Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Il Buono, Il Brutto, Il cattivo

God is on our side because he hates the Yanks.

God is not on our side because he hates idiots also.

Blah Blah, bad umpiring, blah blah defensive miscues. Hitting with runners on base? As the Man with No Name said: I've never seen so many men wasted so badly.

AJ Burnett goes against noted scumbag Mike Mussina tonight, whom the Tao quite handily takes to task. While looking for the opportunity to disparage Mussina in every way possible, I reluctantly came to the realization that he's had a downright impressive career. He also seems to posses a special ability to beat the shit out of the Jays. Interestingly, he has 250 wins while never managing 20 in a season. He was three outs away in 1996, until a certain obsese bullpen ruiner/illegal immigrant currently employed by the Blue Jays coughed it up. Sound strategy, bringing him in for a song. Hopefully he can return to ruining more Yankee/Oriole/allofhisotherteamswhichisprettymuchtheentirenationalleague's quality starts in the not too distant future.

Hey Mikey, 7 across: Overrated Yankee that racks up wins but not rings. d--ch-b-g. Knucklecurve this.

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