Monday, March 31, 2008

Baseball Gods Angry, Locust Reign Imminent

Without Rocco Baldelli in right for the Rays (DL - luckless); some other guy stepped in, hit a home run and scored another. The AP game recap headline read as follows:
    Shields, Hinske lead Rays to eye-opening 6-2 win over Baltimore. (Emphasis mine, impact unsettling)
The world as we know it is coming to a crashing halt. Very soon. These things come in threes, so be on alert.

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