Holy Shit! Baseball on TV

Why would Sportsnet go to the trouble of broadcasting a Yankees intra-squad game?

I know that it has been said a million times, but Michael Kay and former Yankee X are unwatchable. They could barely stifle their laughter as they briefly touched on the Jays' new leadoff man, until they stumbled onto a juicy little factoid: Eckstein has two World Series rings.

THAT IS CORRECT MICHAEL KAY, YOU BRAYING MORON. THIS LITTLE WEASEL HAS TWO MORE RINGS THAN A-ROD, GIAMBI AND MUSSINA COMBINED! LUBE UP YOUR JETERBONER WITH STEINBRENNER'S TEARS!

Fuck I hate the Yankees. My favorite quote of the inning that I saw: "A lot of things have to go right for the Jays to pass the Red Sox or the Yankees this year." Is that so? I guess the Jays are heading into the season with two completely unproven rookies (both of whom missed time due to injury in their first attempt at a rookie season) and a nucleus that is older than time itself. These two (or any two YES drones) make Chuck Swirsky look like Bob Woodward.


UPDATE - YES, SUICIDE IS A VIABLE OPTION: Aaron Hill lashes double to right center, Former Yankee X (whom I believe to be John Flaherty) commends the Yankee centerfielder for his effort, informs mouth-breathing troglodytes viewing audience that he is a good defender. Way to go Aaron?