Baseball Gods Angry, Locust Reign Imminent

Without Rocco Baldelli in right for the Rays (DL - luckless); some other guy stepped in, hit a home run and scored another. The AP game recap headline read as follows:

Shields, Hinske lead Rays to eye-opening 6-2 win over Baltimore. (Emphasis mine, impact unsettling)

The world as we know it is coming to a crashing halt. Very soon. These things come in threes, so be on alert.