Make it a Ghostrunner Xmas Once Again

As always, the red hatted & white bearded Man for All Seasons wishes you and yours a safe and work-free holiday. Because that's what Christmas is all about: not going to work.

Let us rub our grubby mitts together and wish for goodies we didn't earn and don't deserve:

• Ichiro in a Blue Jays uniform.
  
• The ongoing success of the San Francisco Giants.
  
• Dustin Pedroia coming down with polio
  
• Carlos Delgado taking a baby-shaking, hand-kissing role in the Jays FO
  
• An adamantium infusion which keeps Scott Rolen playing forever
  
• Roy Halladay winning 30 games
  
• Mariano Rivera continuing about his business
  
• A walkoff walk a week for life.

Have a good weekend, y'all!

Re-borrowed Image courtesy of Gothamist

Make it a Ghostrunner Xmas

What do you mean that's not Santa? Red hat, white beard. Same fucking guy right? I enjoyed The Life Aquatic more than 1000 Christmases anyway. Why you may ask? Because Christmas can go get fucked. No matter the circumstance, I'm ready and willing to celebrate the blessed event of time away from work. Paid days off are the real Messiah.

I'm not one to turn down free shit, so in the honor of the season of consumerism, I've thrown together a simple wishlist all my own.

• Yankee Comeuppance. Even though their free spending ways haven't been as bad as I think, my hate has been reborn in surprising and refreshing ways.
  
• The World Baseball Classic to not be a trainwreck. I need more baseball in my life.
  
• To be on the radio. Seriously, somebody put me on the radio. I will keep the "like" count under 50.
  
• Hell, while I'm getting all pie in the sky; season tickets. That would be awesome, hidden wealthy benefactors.
  
• A walkoff walk every night for the entire season. That shrimp should look like Usain Bolt by next October.

One last thing:

Have a good few days off people. Make it happen Zissou!