Monday, January 19, 2009

Mother of Christ was I Ever Wrong about Reed


Look at that fucking thing! He makes Rocco look like a virginal schoolboy. Why couldn't he have sported this look as Blue Jay? I'd have gladly traded my basic understanding that he's a limited player unfit for an every day role to keep him in town. I would have signed up for any groundswell, or any type of swollen earth movement. Awesome.

Hat tip to the wonderful Goat Riders of the Apocalypse.
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9 comments:

  1. Holy fuck, he looks like he should be an extra in "300".
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  2. I always wondered, and still do, why JP never considered platooning Lind/Johnson. Mind boggling, really.
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  3. good lord.

    after viewing that pic, I'm still trying to determine if I'm thrilled or terrified.
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  4. He looks like he's auditioning for the new season of 24.
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  5. I think he's gunning for a new nickname - Kimbo.
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  6. I thought it was John Brattain ^^
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  7. The funny thing is that even with his cro-magnon beard, Reed still runs like a girl.
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  8. That's nothing short of inspiring. I'm going to try and grow one just like that.
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  9. The crotch bat placement between pitches would still get Fukn annoying with or without that slightly obnoxious/cool facial hair.

    Neal (balding + lonely metro ny jays fan)
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