Look at that fucking thing! He makes Rocco look like a virginal schoolboy. Why couldn't he have sported this look as Blue Jay? I'd have gladly traded my basic understanding that he's a limited player unfit for an every day role to keep him in town. I would have signed up for any groundswell, or any type of swollen earth movement. Awesome.
Hat tip to the wonderful Goat Riders of the Apocalypse.
Holy fuck, he looks like he should be an extra in "300".
ReplyDeleteI always wondered, and still do, why JP never considered platooning Lind/Johnson. Mind boggling, really.
ReplyDeletegood lord.
ReplyDeleteafter viewing that pic, I'm still trying to determine if I'm thrilled or terrified.
He looks like he's auditioning for the new season of 24.
ReplyDeleteI think he's gunning for a new nickname - Kimbo.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was John Brattain ^^
ReplyDeleteThe funny thing is that even with his cro-magnon beard, Reed still runs like a girl.
ReplyDeleteThat's nothing short of inspiring. I'm going to try and grow one just like that.
ReplyDeleteThe crotch bat placement between pitches would still get Fukn annoying with or without that slightly obnoxious/cool facial hair.
ReplyDeleteNeal (balding + lonely metro ny jays fan)