Friday, July 17, 2009

Let's Start the Second Half Off Right


With a little nightmare fuel, via our friends at 3:10 to Joba. Read the post if you want to re-experience your lunch mid-digestion.

The Jays face criminal minded-party animal Clay Buchholz tonight. Ricky Romaro goes for the Jays - something we should all be thankful for.

Have thoughts of RR cleansed the JobaJay ugliness from your mind yet? Hopefully, because Beyond the Boxscore has another massive serving of nightmare fuel to cram down your gullet. If the plan is to include Vernon in any possible Halladay trade scenarios, you'd better be dealing with Dayton Moore-level moron. Not likely.

I'm liveblogging tonight's Jays - Red Sox tilt for the Score. Swing by and watch the second half start in style.

10 comments:

  1. Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

    My eyes! Make it stop!

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  2. What in the hell is wrong with you man? Posting pictures like this without a NSFW warning. Shit.

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  3. For a brief moment, I believed it. That Photoshop job is scary good. JobaJay on the other hand, is not. I'm genuinely scared.

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  4. Fuck JobaJay. Fuck JobaJay forever.

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  5. I like Joba.

    C-c-c-c-combo breaker! Seriously though, this is too scary. No JobaJay No.

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  6. Is that roy's body you used, sicko?

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  7. THAT WHICH CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

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  8. I think that's Accardo's body, in Philly when he first returned.

    And before the insane blue glove Accardo rocked on the weekend. ugh

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  9. Ok...Acorn's body is acceptable.

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