Friday, February 20, 2009

I Saved Latin, What the Hell did You Ever Do?

The first Rocco Report of the spring! Rocco's in camp doing (and saying) Rocco-type things. Though he was only ranked as the 20th most important on the Sox roster by the Boston Globe, any team that employs brittle Seminole JD Drew and bitter semi-old guy Mark Kotsay is going to need all the outfield help they can get. Though it seems Rocco is taking it slow, exempting himself from certain conditioning exercises.

Rocco needs all our support, as he's down one key backer these days. I understand where our friend David Chalk is coming from; he's a Ray through and through. Rocco walked away from Tampa, and he left David's love behind. That's okay, he'll always be welcome around here.

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  1. To be fair, my post contained more analysis than the Bugs and Cranks dreamer. And I never actually suggested Halladay going to the Yankees so I wasn't making eyes at him, per se.

    /sorry, again

    //Can we be Bestest Blog Friends Foreverest Again?

  2. I've got nothing but love my friend. That doesn't mean I want to go milk brothers on Roy Halladay...

  3. 5 years for AJ ?

    ouch !

  4. Very interesting article, i have bookmarked your blog for future referrence

  5. Milk brothers on Zooey Deschanel then?


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