Adam Lind just went 3-4 and notched the game winning RBI. This gave the Jays the sweep. In other words, Chief busted out and proceeded to bang three girls at the local liberal arts college. And then he was given the job of security guard at a nearby microbrewery.
Sadly, Brandon "McMurphy" League may be an involuntary lobotomy patient. Someone seems to have cut any knowledge of the strike zone clean out of his brain.