Now that the World Baseball Classic is over, it's time to shift our focus back to the Blue Jays. Unless of course you're a compulsive gambler or fantasy junkie and you're interested in how the international Jays are faring in the festival of heartbreak.
Alex Rios - 7 AB, 2 R, 0 H, 0 BB, 0 K. Slash: .000/.222/.222Holy Shit! Rod Barajas is sporting an OPS of 2!!! Dare I say it? PLAYOFFS!
Jose Bautista - 2 AB, 1 R, 1 H, 0 BB, 0 K. Slash: .500/.500/.500
Marco Scutaro - 3 AB, 1 R, 1 H, 1 BB, 0 K. Slash: .333/.500/.333
Rod Barajas - 2 AB, 0 R, 2 H, 2 BB, 0 K. Slash: 1.000/1.000/1.000
Scott Richmond - -0 IP, 1 VPR (violent prison rape). Slash: wrists.
Back on Earth, Travis Snider continues to knock the cover off the ball, Salami and Cheese Thigpen hit a tater tot, Dustin McGowan suffered some "McGowan-like symptoms" in his throwing arm, and Brian Wolfe heard something pop in his shoulder. When does the season start again?