Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Now Where's My Tab?

Now that the World Baseball Classic is over, it's time to shift our focus back to the Blue Jays. Unless of course you're a compulsive gambler or fantasy junkie and you're interested in how the international Jays are faring in the festival of heartbreak.
Alex Rios - 7 AB, 2 R, 0 H, 0 BB, 0 K. Slash: .000/.222/.222

Jose Bautista - 2 AB, 1 R, 1 H, 0 BB, 0 K. Slash: .500/.500/.500

Marco Scutaro - 3 AB, 1 R, 1 H, 1 BB, 0 K. Slash: .333/.500/.333

Rod Barajas - 2 AB, 0 R, 2 H, 2 BB, 0 K. Slash: 1.000/1.000/1.000

Scott Richmond - -0 IP, 1 VPR (violent prison rape). Slash: wrists.
Holy Shit! Rod Barajas is sporting an OPS of 2!!! Dare I say it? PLAYOFFS!

Back on Earth, Travis Snider continues to knock the cover off the ball, Salami and Cheese Thigpen hit a tater tot, Dustin McGowan suffered some "McGowan-like symptoms" in his throwing arm, and Brian Wolfe heard something pop in his shoulder. When does the season start again?


  1. Wolfe was going to have a tough time cracking the pen with Ryan, Downs, Tallet, Carlson, League, Accardo, and Frasor already there. Did Rios get HBP twice?

  2. PLAYOFFS!!!!1, indeed.

    And +10 on the VPR on Richmond.

  3. You know, I was just saying to Stoeten today that there aren't enough VPR jokes in sports blogs. Way to step it up, Lloyd.


  4. Holy shit, Bautista has a .500 average. Slot him in that starting lineup ASAP below his AVG goes down.

  5. J: He was a guy coming off a down year and back surgery who was due to be paid like a guy not coming off a down year or back surgery.


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