Tuesday, September 9, 2008

It's Just that Easy

As the Jays take a 1-0 lead into the bottom of the first one can only imagine this thing is going to reach ten games. Doesn't it have to?

Fuck Jim Thome is old. I feel like he's been in the league since I was thirteen. 1991 was a long long time ago. If Carlos Quentin's season-ending injury isn't one of the stupidest fucking things you've ever heard; you must not have heard what his dumb ass did. Nick Swisher is so bad it makes me want to cry and Paul Konerko isn't much better. Either the Central is a fucking joke or the White Sox have come out on the fortunate end of a lot of shitty baseball games.

Is there enough calender for the Jays to make a real run at the post-season? Probably not, but it sure is fun watching them reel these wins off one after one. I know finishing third ahead of the Yankees doesn't count for shit, but I won't hesitate to remind A-Rod every chance I get. Motherfucker.

1 comment:

  1. First of all, thanks for taking out Paul Konerko with that sneaky "routine double play" business.

    Secondly, your assertions about the Central are, sadly, all true. It'd be nice to point to the NL West and laugh, but those teams all at least have the decency to lose.


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