Thursday, February 7, 2008
End of the line for Eric
At least its warm in Tampa Bay. However it is kinda of like playing for a minor league team. Eric Hinske doesn't care though. He's agreed to a minor league contract with the perennial basement dwellers of the American League East. Good for him. Maybe he'll regain the form that saw him win the Rookie of the year with the Jays back in 2002. Then again, maybe he'll continue to fucking suck every time he takes the field, which is my guess. I wouldn't bet a wooden nickel he'll hit above the glowing .204 clip he put up last year. I'll be on the lookout for him in the next couple of year to be the bench coach for the Johnson City Cardinals of the Appalachian league down in Rookie Ball. At least he got that World Series ring busting his ass for the Red Sox last season. Way to go you chump.
I can't wait to watch the Jays play the Rays in Tampa this season and hear that uber-heckling clown cut the shit out of Eric. We could see a repeat of what happened when Brett Favre decided to lose the NFC Championship this season.
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