Fuck Muskoka. If you ever hear me talking about purchasing a cottage or something up that way, smack me upside the head and remind me that it fucking sucks.
Evidently the Canadian shield is the perfect breeding ground (which we already knew) for ignorant ass black flies that won't leave you the fuck alone no matter how much bug spray you lather onto yourself. Any company that sells bug spray can go to hell, because their shit doesn't work. It's all a scam and they should all be shot, fuckers.
In any case, it was good to see the Jays pick up a few victories in my absence. Sure, it was against the pitiful Kansas City Royals, who going into tonight have lost nine in a row, but those are games you have to win. I'm sure with the Doc on the mound tonight (he's K'd the first two batters of the game) they'll be able to actually win a game against the jackass A's.
As Ghostrunner mancrush Scott Rolen comes to the plate, I'm going to reacquaint myself with live baseball. I'm sure more will follow.