Friday, August 29, 2008

Long Weekend Enjoyment

Sit back, enjoy a refreshing beverage, and let Travis Snider's growing pains take you into fall. Perhaps some Whiffleball is in your future. That is the kind of future I can only dream about. Another dream of mine is finishing ahead of the Yankees, which this weekend will go a long way in deciding. Carl Pavano versus future Yankee AJ Burnett! John Parrish v. Darrel Rasner, a match up worthy of Yankee Stadium's venerable history. It brings a tear to my eye.

If you do find yourself online this weekend, come by Walkoff Walk, where I will be plying my trade once again. Labour on my brothers!

Stairs Trade Update: ESPN is reporting that the Jays will receive pitcher Fabio Castro from the Phillies. It appears that Castro is left-handed and terrible.


  1. Carl Carlson had a 53.2 VORMS last season. (Value over replacement minority sidekick).

  2. What this team needs is more cow bell! No, wait, another lefty pitcher should suffice.



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