Emancipated from credibility and objectivity, I am free to say sending Matt Stairs to the Phillies (H/T to the true-to-form Drunk Jays Fans) is likely a good move for the club, as an non-hitting DH holds no real purpose. And I can also state plainly that bringing up Travis Snider now seems like too much, too soon for a 20 year old hitter that started the season in A ball. But, um, HOLY SHIT, they called up Travis Snider!! The potential for this to be outstandingly awesome is off the charts. It will surely end in tears this year, but at least it will be fun!
There are still so many questions! Who hits where? Does he play every day? Does he want to go for nachos? Does that mean Buck Coates gets to be a September call-up? Is he really going to play his first big league game at Yankee Stadium?? Bonercity, USA.