Seriously. Wake the fuck up Toronto! Make some noise or do something other than sitting on your asses, staring vacantly at the field trying to comprehend what is unfolding in front of you. It's fucking embarrassing. Don't you give a shit?
Man Chops McGowan is on the hill tonight looking as manly as ever. He's pitching pretty well also, thought we are talking about the Seattle Mariners. However, Ichiro does continue to rule the world and my fantasy team continues to stomp all others.
Just when it looks like the Jays are back to full strength, Shannon Stewart goes down, and Aaron Hill needs to reel off seven consecutive asymptomatic days following his concussion before he'll be cleared to start a rehab assignment. Evidently, Stewart could be out until sometime in July with a pretty bad ankle sprain. I suppose it doesn't matter all that much when Yo-Yo Inglett can fill in.
Vernon Wells back in the lineup is better than most things, and I'm pretty sure it's only a matter of days before Alex Rios steps it up. Why? Why the fuck not?
Elsewhere - Ken Griffey Jr. was one of my favorite players growing up. I can't really even remember why. Probably because he was amazing. Kid could hit, run, field and even had a fucking candy bar named after him. If he hadn't been beset by injuries for several years, I'm quite sure he'd have 700 home runs. Nevertheless it was great to see him get to 600. Never been any steroid concerns with him, for what it's worth.
Also - If you were one of the people bent out of shape as the "Hockey Theme" was/is no longer going to be heard before Hockey Night in Canada. You're an idiot.
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