Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Jays To Brewers - "Hey, That's Not Fair"

No fair guys! You kept hittin it over the wall, just cuz we can't. You think you're better than us? Well, you're not. Because I said so, that's why.

What a bunch of jerks.

We're good at stuff too, ya know. We're waaayyy better pitchers, and our mom loves us the most.

One day, we'll grow up and be stronger than you. We'll hit 100 home runs in one game, and you won't be able to hit any. Then that stupid guy on the slide will cry and cry and never ride his slide again.

You just wait until tomorrow. Shaun won't let you hit any more home runs, he'll show you that just cause you hit lotza home runs, you aren't so great. You'll see...


  1. the jays need tons and tons and tons and tons and tons and tons of milk. especially rios. what the fuck's up with him?


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