Friday, June 20, 2008

Yard Sale

Gibbons, out. Denbo, out. Pevey, out. Whitt, out. Apprently it's turn the fucking clock back day as Cito Gaston and a couple of other familiar characters return to the Jays coaching staff. Nick Leyva returns to coach third and Gene Tenace returns as the new hitting coach. Dwayne Murphy was hired to replace Ernie Whitt as the first base coach.

I have no fucking clue what prompted this bizarre change other than perhaps the Jays shitty performance in June. Oh I suppose you could say J.P. is reaching for something that just may turn this farce around. Who the fuck knows.

Maybe someone will win that v-tech million dollar cycle dealy tonight. I don't know what else to say. I wonder if Juan Guzman still pitches...


  1. Word' em up Chris. I'm about to.

    It was Joe Carter's (and Devo's) awesome early 90s black guy hair that propelled the Glory Jays to greatness.

    This is a team that desperately needs to go more ebony. Cito is a step in the right direction.

    p.s. JP is a white supremacist, which is sort of ironic because everyone knows that Italians aren't really white.

  2. I don't even think this was a JP move for some reason...


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