Thursday, June 5, 2008

Jays Take Rubber Match, Head Home wi-What the Fuck Just Happened?

Mother of god. I can only imagine the type of pain I would feel had I actually seen the terrible act that stupid Yahoo gamechannel for jerks just simulated for me. Terrible things should happen to Giambi. Terrible, unspeakable things.

Ready for the Yankees to go 25-5 in June? Because it's going to happen. You know what else is going to happen? Death. We're all going to die one day, no matter how much soy you drink or how many spinning classes you attend. I just hope it happens sooner rather than later.

In other news

The amateur draft was today. The Jays took a guy that plays a position and hits either left or right. Perhaps both. He likely projects well, standing to amass stats and improve as he nears adulthood. Based on today's game, he is much more likely to be struck by a lightening-powered runaway freight train carrying a full load of buses than ever participate in post-season baseball in a Toronto Blue Jays uniform.

1 comment:

  1. Oh man, that was shit. But, did you see Manny bitch-slap Youkelis?


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